They Be Down For Whatever

Its all about Dave, its all about Diddy.

Its all about what they be down for.

Which is whatever.

All day. All night. Holiday Mondays, weekday Barmitzvahs. Whatever. Thats what they down for.

"Most prolific player in comedy babaaaay!" Diddy bellows, as Dave follows behind him, scooping fag douts oot a big ash tray. Not even scooping them out with a view to using them productively. All he was doing was picking them up, sniffing them and throwing them away. They were down for whatever, but in the case of David John Curren. He was down tae get weird.

"Gon ger real peculiar up in here Diddy, can I get an amen" said Dave, as he filled a sock full of pennies and broken promises.

"AMEN MY BRUTHA!.......HERE'S TO SHENANIGANS!" claimed Diddy loudly, beating his chest with the charred remains of a coupla snitches.

They partied on in to the night. Snorting industrial strength drain cleaner, and flicking playing cards intae electric pencil sharpeners. Living the fucking big life. Down for whatever.

One thing they were not down for, was having their constitutional rights challenged. They wandered down 45th Street, New Bostonshire and came across a pencil pusher with a right bloody agenda. No longer could they sing the merry song of two dudes down for whatever. A couple of beat making, record breaking and record taking muhfuckas. Being denied the right tae sing My Girl Wants To Party All The Time at 4 in the morning on ANY street is a fuckin liberty. Some negative nelly wae a right bloody attitude says its not possible. Dave and Diddys next move was simple and concise. They did one thing. One sentence. All the emphasis.

They busted a move.

That changed the game forever. The D and D allstars showed the world that order was overrated. Show the world the way forward through movement. Busted movement. 

The world progressed as a more forward thinking planet, the busted movement accounting for over 60% of the worlds profits from the arts, the other 40% coming from the gross profits from Diddys movie career. Everything revolved around Diddy. Like it always has, and always should be.

Diddy Davey Money. Gettin all the hunnies.

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